The 1S Opener holds either a 5+card Spade suit, 11-15 HCPs OR 6+
good Spades, 7-10 HCPs, 2 or 3 Hearts (the "weak 1-bid").
Now:
4C, 4D, 4H - Maxi-splinters with a singleton.
Responder: S- KJxx H- x D- AQxxx C- QJx
Slam will require few wasted values in Hearts. Splinter with 4H.
3NT - Maxi-splinter with a void in Hearts. An Exclusion TAB.
Responder: S- KJxx H- D- AQxxx C- KQx
Begin with a 3NT reply to 1S. This 4-Step TAB will ask Opener to
consider only values outside Hearts.
3S - Pre-emptive with exactly 4 Spades.
Responder: S- KJxx H- x D- xxxx C- xxxx
Jam the opponents by bidding 3S (yes, even if vulnerable!).
3C, 3D or 3H - Mini-splinter OR a Maxi-splinter with a void.
Responder A: S- KJxx H- Axx D- x C- xxxxx
Respond 3D with the idea of respecting any 3S sign-off by Opener.
Responder B: S- KJxx H- Axx D- C- AKxxxx
Respond 3D with the idea of rebidding 4NT, Exclusion KC Blackwood.
2NT - GIRLS. Game-try Involving Responder's Long Suit OR a sign-off in
3NT.
Now:
3C - "What type do you have?" Other rebids are weak. Then:
3D or 3H - Natural, Long Suit Game or Slam Try.
Responder A: S- KQx H- AJxxx D- Ax C- Axx
A slam in Spades will likely depend upon a Heart fit. Start with
2NT, rebid 3H over 3C and see what kind of reaction you get.
Responder B: S- KQx H- xxx D- AJxxx C- xxx
If 4S is going to make it will likely require some fitting Diamond
honours from Opener. After 1S:2NT:3C rebid 3D, inviting 4S based
upon Diamond length.
3S - Long Suit Game Try with long Clubs.
Responder: S- KQx H- xxx D- xx C- AJxxx
After 1S:2NT:3C rebid 3S, inviting 4S based on long Clubs.
3NT - Natural sign-off. Usually 2 Spades, 12-16 HCPs.
Responder: S- xx H- KQx D- QJxx C- KQJx
Start with 2NT and, over 3C, rebid 3NT.
4C - Natural Long Suit Slam Try.
Responder: S- KJx H- Ax D- Axx C- AJxxx
Strong enough to insist on game, after 1S:2NT:3C rebid 4C as a
slam try.
2S - Destructive raise. Maximal Opener may start a feature show with
2NT.
Opener: S- AQxxx H- x D- KJxx C- AJx
Responder A: S- Kxx H- xxx D- Qxxx C- Qxx
1S 2S - 6 to 8 HCPs, 3+ Spades. Destructive raise.
2NT - "Please bid your honour cards up-the-line."
3C - "I have an honour card in Clubs."
3D - "So far, so good. Honour card in diamonds."
4S - "I have a diamond honour."
Responder B: S- Kxx H- Qxx D- xxxx C- Qxx
1S 2S
2NT 3C
3D 3H - "I have a Heart Honour but..."
3S Pass - "...not the Diamond honour you wanted."
2H - Natural Game Force, beginning a 5-card auction.
Any new suit by Opener must now be 5+cards long.
- 3H, 3NT, 4C, 4D or 4H = TAB replies with 3+ Hs.
- 3S = Careful! Weak one-bid! 7-10 HCPs, 6+Ss, 2-3 Hs.
- 2NT = Good 6+card Spade suit, 11-15 HCPs.
- 3C or 3D = Natural, 5+card minor suits, 11-15 HCPs.
Does not show extra strength.
2D - The Multiflex 2D Response. This shows one of these five types:
The Constructive Raise: 8-11 HCPs, 3+ Spades.
S- Qxx H- xx D- Axxx C- KJxx
Too strong for a direct 2S, take the scenic route via 2D.
The Rebiddable Major: 8-11 HCPs, 5+ good Hearts.
S- x H- KQJxxx D- xxx C- Kxx
Try 2D, intending to pass a discouraging 2H if you hear it.
The Balanced Hand: 10-11 HCPs, flat, 2 Spades.
S- xx H- QJx D- QJxxxx C- KQx
Begin with 2D, intending to rebid in No Trump next turn.
The Diamond Hand: 12+ HCPs, 5+ Diamonds. GF.
S- x H- Axx D- KQxxxx C- AQx
After responding 2D rebid 3D to feel out Opener on a
possible Diamond contract.
The Minors Hand: 12+ HCPs, 5+ Diamonds & 5+ Clubs, GF.
S- x H- Kx D- AQxxx C- AJxxx
A minor suit slam isn't out of the question. Commence
with 2D, then rebid 3C to see how partner feels.
In any case, Responder's next bid will be natural, clarifying
matters. For now, Opener rebids:
2H - 2+ H-s, less that maximal. Responder's options are:
Pass - 5+ good H-s, 8-10 HCPs. With 11 HCPs consider 3H here.
2S - Constructive raise. Now 2NT = Feature show.
2NT - Balanced 10-11 HCPs.
3C - 5-5 minors, GF. MINIMAMA. Now:
3D = Diamond fit, any strength. Responder
may now temporize with 3H or 3S,
when Opener will rebid 3NT (weak),
4C (C- cuebid) or a TAB reply,
starting at the 4D level.
3H = The other major. Club support, minimum.
3S = Weak 1-bid or dead minimum 1S opening.
4S or 3NT = Natural, denies fit or weak 1-bid.
4C/4D/4H/4NT/5C = TAB reply with Club support, maximum.
3D - 6+ Diamonds, Game-forcing. Now:
3H = A bid of the "other" major shows D- support,
minimum.
3S = Natural. Weak 1-bid or dead minimum 1S.
3NT or 4S = No diamond fit BUT a real Opener.
4C = Club cuebid, maximum, supporting D-s.
4D/4H/4NT/5C/5D = TAB reply, max, no C- control.
2S - Not co-operating. 0-1 H-s, denying a weak 1-bid or a
maximum. Now:
2NT - Balanced 11 HCPs (Pass with only 10 HCPs!)
3C - 5-5 minors, GF. Rebid as above.
3D - 6+ Diamonds, GF. Rebid as above.
2NT - Interested. "What kind of hand?"
3C - 5-5 minors, 12+ HCPs. Rebid as above.
3D - 6+ Diamonds, 12+ HCPs. Rebid as above.
Obviously, 2NT denies a weak 1-bid. Hence,
3S will not be required to warn Responder
after 1S:2D:2NT:3-of-a-minor. 3S, then,
becomes natural and frees up 4S as a TAB reply.
3H - 6+ Hearts, 7-10 HCPs.
3S - Constructive Raise. 3+Spades, 8-10 HCPs.
3NT - 11-12 HCPs, flattish hand.
3C or 3D - 5-5 in Spades and the bid minor, 11-15 HCPs.
3H - 5+ Hearts, 11-15 HCPs. Warns of possible misfit.
2C - Golady. GF. "Second suit?"
3NT - 5-4-4-0 distribution. 4C is now a Short Suit Signoff.
3S - Careful! Weak one-bid! Now Responder rebids:
4C or 4D - 4-Step Trial TABs. Opener rebids 4S to deny
support for Responder's minor.
When weak 1-bidder shows support for Responder's
minor here "control rich" means an Ace, "control
poor" means no Ace.
4H - Natural. To play, opposite the 2 or 3 H-s.
4NT - Normal Blackwood with Spades OR Hearts as trumps.
3H - 5-0-4-4 distribution. Now: 4NT = KC Blackwood with Hearts
trumps.
3D - 5-4-0-4 distribution.
3C - 5+ Diamonds. Now 3D is a Short Suit Asking Bid.
2NT - Exactly 4 Diamonds. Now:
3C = A SSAB, whereupon:
3D = No shortness. Thus: 5-2-4-2.
3H = Short in Hearts. Thus: 5-1-4-3-ish.
3S = Natural, 6+ GOOD Spades.
3NT = Short in Clubs. Thus: 5-3-4-1-ish.
2S - 4+ Clubs. Now:
2NT - SSAB, perhaps hoping for a 5th Club.
3C = 5th club, whereupon 3D is a SSAB.
3D = No shortness. Thus: 5-2-2-4.
3H = Short in Hearts. Thus: 5-1-3-4-ish.
3S = 6+ GOOD spades.
3NT = Short in Diamonds. Thus: 5-3-1-4-ish.
Opener: S- AQxxx H- x D- Qx C- KQxxx
Responder: S- x H- Axxx D- Axxx C- Axx
1S 2C - Golady. "2nd suit?"
2S - 4+ Clubs.
2NT - "Please clarify. 5th Club? Short suit?"
3C - 5th Club.
3D - "Shortness?"
3H - "Short in highest ranked possible suit, Hearts."
4C - TAB in Clubs.
4D - Minimum with the C-Q +/or a 6th Club.
5C - Without a 4th Club himself, Responder gives up on 6C.
2H - Spade single-suiter, 11-15 HCPs. Responder's might now bid:
2NT = SSAB. Now:
3C, 3D, 3H or 3NT = SSAB replies.
3S = 6+ GOOD Spades, usually no x/void.
Opener: S- xxxxx H- AQx D- KJx C- Kx
Responder: S- AKx H- KJxx D- AQx C- QJx
1S 2C - "2nd suit?"
2S - "Nope."
2S - TAB in Spades. "HCP strength? S-Q? 6th S-?"
3H - Minimum, 5 Spades only, no S-Q.
3S - Sign-off, forcing a choice between 3NT and 4S.
3NT - "I see no reason to play in Spades."
2D = 5+ Spades and 4+ Hearts. Responder can ask for shortness
via:
2NT = SSAB. Now:
3C, 3D or 3NT = SSAB replies.
3H or 3S = Natural. Extra length in bid major.
Opener: S- xxxxx H- AJxx D- Ax C- Ax
Responder: S- H- KQxxx D- Kxxx C- KQxx
1S 2C
2D - 4+ Hearts to go with the 5+ Spades.
2H - TAB in Hearts.
3C - 3 Key Cards, no H-Q, only 4 Hearts. Minimum.
3S! - Control Check. "Control in Spades?"
3NT - "No Spade Ace or King."
6H - Or 7H, if desperate. "That's great news!"
In the Flesh
Fleshie towers above the other residents of Punkydoodle's Corners
in every way imaginable: physically, atop the Maggot's shoulder; in
status, as the Mayor; and in terms of skill at the bridge table. He is
not, however, above criticizing the play. These reproaches range from
a shake of the head, a mild squawk, a piercing stare or, for the most
serious of gaffes, a dead faint. The latter habit explains the pillow
on the floor behind the Ghost of Cleanliness Past.
The argument continues concerning the bird's species. Its owner
insists that Fleshie is a vulture--and a very cultured vulture at that.
Attila counters that Fleshie is nothing more than a scavenging buzzard.
During one of the bird's squawking diatribes against the low calibre of
card play the Sultan divined that Fleshie was a "ravin' raven". My own
guess is that Fleshie is nothing more than a rather macho mynah. I
would not be surprised to discover that the Fleshter is, in fact,
capable of speech but has found nothing worth saying to such rabble.
Again, the debate goes on.
On one particular morning Cowboy had to take his partner, the Duke
of Yarborough, to see an optometrist. It seems that the Sultan was
complaining about seeing spots before his eyes. The Maggot and Rattler,
meanwhile, were awake and itching for action.
"Why don't you and Fleshie play against us?" the Ghost asked. I
expressed my reservations. I hadn't mastered their system yet.
"No problem," Attila assured me, "that buzzard can play standard as
badly as anything else."
The Ghost placed a card rack on the table to hold Fleshie's hand.
A strange-looking bidding box appeared. The PdCers explained the
meaning of the bidding cards. Suit bids were shown pictorially: for
example, a bid of 3H would be shown by a card with three anatomically
correct hearts on it. A pass involved flashing a picture of Fran
Tarkenton hurling a football. In order to compensate for takeout and
penalty doubles routinely being differentiated by tone and volume there
were three double cards. A co-operative double would be made by
flashing a picture of an overflowing glass martini goblet. A takeout
double would be effected by flashing a picture of an overflowing plastic
martini goblet. Penalty doubles involved showing a card with the two
letters "I.W." written on it. The redouble card was a picture of
Canada's national animal, the beaver.
Fleshie stood on the opposite edge of the table from me, waiting
patiently until his cards were propped up in his rack. The Maggot dealt
and passed. The Cultured Vulture produced a picture of a shovel. 1S.
I responded a Jacoby 2NT and Fleshie bid 7S. End of auction.
Dummy
S- J104
H- AK97
D- KQ6
C- K54
Attila Maggot
S- 83 S- 752
H- J1065 H- Q842
D- 543 D- 72
C- J763 C- AQ82
Fleshie
S- AKQ96
H- 3
D- AJ1098
C- 109
Attila made a passive trump lead against the grand slam. The Macho
Mynah rattled off five rounds of trump, cashed his Ace of Hearts and
then began running Diamonds. The defence signalled their count in the
roundeds; both showed an even number. Both were convinced that
Declarer had started off with 5-3-5-0 distribution. Why else would he
play off the Ace of Hearts? This meant that both felt the need to guard
Hearts. When the Maggot shed a second small Heart the Rattler concluded
that his partner had falsecarded his count with H- Q42, leaving Fleshie
with 5-2-5-1 distribution. At trick eleven, when Fleshie played off his
last Diamond, the situation was:
Dummy
H- K9
C-