PRAGMA HELPOFF - You can reactivate HELP by putting a HYPHEN before "PRAGMA". - Use hi - Make sure that you open the "hi.oks" file before - this one. If you have, then REMOVE the hyphen - before "Use hi" in the line above. PLACE 3 322 1 -1 MACRO Pard Colin - Change "Colin" to your partner's real first name. MACRO PardsUserName KALTICA - Change "Kaltica" to your partner's OKBridge username. MACRO MyUserName Kaltica - Change "Kaltica" to your own OKBridge username. - After changes, hit FILE...SAVE, then FILE...RUN PANEL. MACRO Errant Kaltica - Change "Kaltica" to your favourite Partner's OKBridge username. MACRO Away Here Menu Alert|CAPP|1NT-2C OKbridge =Any 1-suiter. CAPPELLETTI. {enter} PUT {%}Any 1-suiter. CAPPELLETTI. {enter} Menu Alert|CAPP|1NT-2D OKbridge =Both majors. CAPPELLETTI. {enter} PUT {%}Both MAJORS. CAPPELLETTI. {enter} Menu Alert|CAPP|1NT-2H OKbridge =Hearts and an unspecified MINOR. CAPPELLETTI. {enter} PUT {%}Hearts and an unspecified MINOR. CAPPELLETTI. {enter} Menu Alert|CAPP|1NT-2S OKbridge =Spades and a minor. CAPPELLETTI. {enter} PUT {%}Spades and an unspecified MINOR. CAPPELLETTI. {enter} Menu Alert|CAPP|1NT-2NT OKbridge =Both minors. {enter} PUT {%}Both MINORS. {enter} Menu Alert|DONT|1NT-2C OKbridge =Clubs and a higher ranked suit. DONT. {enter} PUT {%}Clubs and a higher ranked suit. DONT. {enter} Menu Alert|DONT|1NT-2D OKbridge =Diamonds and a higher ranked suit. DONT. {enter} PUT {%}Diamonds and a higher ranked suit. DONT. {enter} Menu Alert|DONT|1NT-2H OKbridge =Hearts and Spades. DONT. {enter} PUT {%}Hearts and a higher ranked suit. DONT. {enter} Menu Alert|DONT|1NT-2S OKbridge =Spades. DONT. {enter} PUT {%}Spades and a higher ranked suit. DONT. {enter} Menu Alert|DONT|1NT-2NT OKbridge =Both minors. {enter} PUT {%}Both MINORS. {enter} Menu Alert|Michaels|1C-2C OKbridge =Michaels. Both majors. {enter} PUT {%}Michaels. Both Majors. {enter} Menu Alert|Michaels|1D-2D OKbridge =Michaels. Both majors. {enter} PUT {%}Michaels. Both Majors. {enter} Menu Alert|Michaels|1H-2H OKbridge =Michaels. Spades and a minor. {enter} PUT {%}Michaels. Spades and a minor. {enter} Menu Alert|Michaels|1S-2S OKbridge =Michaels. Hearts and a minor. {enter} PUT {%}Michaels. Hearts and a minor. {enter} Menu Alert|Transfer|ToHearts OKbridge =This is a transfer to Hearts. {enter} PUT {%}This is a transfer to Hearts. {enter} Menu Alert|Transfer|ToSpades OKbridge =This is a transfer to Spades. {enter} PUT {%}This is a transfer to Spades. {enter} Menu Alert|Transfer|ToAMinor OKbridge =This is a transfer to a MINOR suit, Clubs OR Diamonds. {enter} PUT {%}This is a transfer to a MINOR suit, Clubs OR Diamonds. {enter} Menu Alert|Transfer|ToClubs OKbridge =This is a transfer to Clubs. {enter} PUT {%}This is a transfer to Clubs. {enter} Menu Alert|Transfer|ToDiamonds OKbridge =This is a transfer to Diamonds. {enter} PUT {%}This is a transfer to Diamonds. {enter} Menu Rule|#...|#1-Sobriety OKbridge Ward Rule #1: "Never play bridge with anyone more sobre than you are!" :) {enter} Menu Rule|#...|#2-Obnoxious OKbridge Ward Rule #2: "Behave politely, bid obnoxiously!" :) {enter} Menu Rule|#...|#9-IMPsVsMPs OKbridge Ward Rule #9: "MPs is for bad bidders. IMPs is for bad cardplayers!":) {enter} Menu Rule|#...|#13-Punished OKbridge Ward Rule #13: "No good bid ever went unpunished!" :) {enter} Menu Rule|#...|#17-PreEmpts OKbridge Ward Rule #17: "The only defence against a pre-empt... {enter} PUT ...is an overbid!" :) {enter} Menu Rule|#...|#18-Chess OKbridge Ward Rule #18: "If you think that there is only ONE correct bid... {enter} PUT ...take up CHESS!" :) {enter} Menu Rule|#...|#23-DoubleUnheard OKbridge Ward Rule #23: "Always double any auction that you've never heard before!":) {enter} Menu Rule|#...|#911-TelephoneNumber OKbridge Ward Rule #911: "If you are going to go for a telephone number... {enter} PUT ...at LEAST keep it LOCAL!" :) {enter} Menu Rule|4-on-the-Floor OKbridge 4-card suits are bid UP-THE-LINE according to our "4-on-the-floor" rule. We start with the LOWEST (hence, "floor") suit EXCEPT when opening with 4-4 in the minors (open 1D, NOT 1C). {enter} Menu Rule|ASBAF OKbridge ASBAF: All Strange Bids Are Forcing. :) {enter} PUT See also "SCARF": Strange Calls Are Regarded Forcing. :) {enter} Menu Rule|Brough OKbridge The Brough Rule states, paradoxically, that 3S can be MORE pre-emptive than 4S--due partly to the ease of doubling 4S for penalty. {enter} Menu Rule|Hi5 OKbridge Always bid the HIGHer of two FIVE card suits. This we call the "HIGH FIVE" Rule. The only exception to this rule is a minimal opener, 13-15, with 5-5 in the BLACKS. Open those 1C. {enter} Menu Rule|Lotus OKbridge When using a 2-suited overcall such as Michaels or an Unusual 2NT, the LOWER ranked of the 2 suits should be AT LEAST AS STRONG as the HIGHER ranked suit. Hence, we have "LOTUS": Lower Of Two Usually Stronger. {enter} Menu Rule|MatchPointMadness OKbridge MatchPoint Madness Rule: {enter} PUT .... "Nobody plays 1NT at OUR table except US!" :) {enter} Menu Rule|Maxi-Flex OKbridge When you have two or more equally attractive bids, choose the cheapest alternative for Maximum Flexibility ("Maxi-Flex"). {enter} Menu Rule|NewNews OKbridge The "New News" Rule suggests that with each bid we endeavour to tell partner something that partner does NOT already know. {enter} Menu Rule|TourGuide OKbridge The Tour Guide Rule: "When you've got the tickets..." {enter} PUT "....take the SCENIC route!" :) {enter} Menu Rule|Quacks OKbridge QUeens And jaCKS outside our long suit are called "QUACKS", reminding us to DEVALUE them in our hand evaluation. {enter} Menu Rule|SCARF OKbridge The SCARF Rule: Strange Calls Are Regarded [as] Forcing. :) {enter} PUT See also "ASBAF": All Strange Bids Are Forcing. :) {enter} Menu Pd|ThankYouPard OKbridge Thank you, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|GoodLuckPard OKbridge Good luck, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|BadDummy|Lepers OKbridge Umm, Pard...I've seen LEPERS with better hands than that! {enter} Menu Pd|BadDummy|Foot OKbridge You call that a HAND, Pard? From HERE, it smells like a FOOT! :)) {enter} Menu Pd|BadDummy|Where? OKbridge Uh, Pard...where's the hand you held during the BIDDING ? :)) {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|Sorry OKbridge Sorry, %Pard%. :( {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|ClosestToMyThumb OKbridge Odd, playing "closest to my thumb" has worked so well in the past! :( {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|RandomBid OKbridge Sorry, Pard, blame that one on my Random Bid Generator. :( {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|NoRevoke OKbridge Sorry, %Pard%. I wouldn't have bid that high had I known they weren't gonna revoke! :) {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|BrainDamage OKbridge Sorry, Pard, brain damage. :( {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|CerebralHemmorhage OKbridge Sorry, %Pard%. Cerebral hemmorhage. :( {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|CerebralHemmorhoid OKbridge Sorry, %Pard%. Cerebral hemmorhoid. :( {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|EclipseOfReason OKbridge Sorry, Pard, I had an "eclipse of reason" there. :( {enter} Menu Pd|SorryPard|BridgeBlindness OKbridge Sorry, Pard. Amaurosis Bridgitiotus ("bridge blindness"). :( {enter} Menu Pd|WellPlayedPard OKbridge Well played, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|WellDonePard OKbridge Well done, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|NicelyDonePard OKbridge Nicely done, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|WellBidPard OKbridge Well bid, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|NoProblemPard OKbridge No problem, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|NiceTryPard OKbridge Nice try, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|NiceDefencePard OKbridge Nice defence, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|BeRightBack OKbridge I will be right back. {enter} Let Away Gone PUT -%MyUserName%{tab}Away is now set to %Away%. {enter} Menu Pd|IamBack OKbridge I am back. {enter} Let Away Here PUT -%MyUserName%{tab}Away is now set to %Away%. {enter} Menu Pd|ComeBack|Partner OKbridge -%PardsUserName%{tab} %Pard%, the system disconnected you. Please come back! {enter} Let Errant %PardsUserName% Menu Pd|ComeBack|EnterName Get Errant Please enter the disconnected person's username: Window OKbridge PUT -%Errant%{tab} %Errant%, the system disconnected you. Please come back! {enter} Menu Pd|ComeBack|CallThemBack OKbridge -%Errant%{tab} %Errant%, the system disconnected you. Please come back! {enter} Menu Pd|WelcomeBackPard OKbridge Welcome back, %Pard%. {enter} Menu Pd|Opponents|WellDone!|Publicly OKbridge Well done, opps! {enter} Menu Pd|Opponents|WellDone!|Privately|Both OKbridge =Well done! {enter} Menu Pd|Opponents|WellDone!|Privately|LHO OKbridge Well done! {enter} Menu Pd|Opponents|NiceDefence|Publicly OKbridge Nice defence, opps! {enter} Menu Pd|Opponents|NiceDefence|Privately|ToBoth OKbridge =Nice defence! {enter} Menu Pd|Opponents|NiceDefence|Privately|ToRHO OKbridge >Nice defence! {enter} Menu Pd|Opponents|NiceDefence|Privately|ToLHO OKbridge Good try! {enter} BUTTON UNDO purple OKbridge =UNDO, please. {enter} BUTTON Bye green OKbridge Bye! Hope to see you again soon! {enter} BUTTON SAYC? Black OKbridge Standard American Yellow Card ("SAYC"), pard? {enter} BUTTON Lobby BLUE OKbridge &We need a player for a fun game. All welcome! {enter} PUT {%}We need a player down here. Care to exit spec and play? {enter} NEWLINE BUTTON ty,p Olive OKbridge Thank you, %Pard%. {enter} BUTTON gl,p Teal OKbridge Good luck, %Pard%. {enter} BUTTON wp,p Navy OKbridge Well played, %Pard%. {enter} BUTTON wd,p Maroon OKbridge Well done, %Pard%. {enter} BUTTON wb,p yellow OKbridge Well bid, %Pard%. {enter} NEWLINE BUTTON LHO Red OKbridge Can you tell me what that bid means, please? {enter} BUTTON opp Teal OKbridge Hi, Opps! Good to see you! {enter} PUT =We play SAYC with some gadgets. Standard carding. {enter} BUTTON Thx Green OKbridge Thank you. :) {enter} BUTTON UrW Aqua OKbridge You're welcome. :) {enter}